by EnchantedGA February 15, 2021
Get the enchanted golden applemug. An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.
Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante
by 535 January 10, 2012
Get the Somerset Toffee Applemug. Annoying school, which is honestly rude as hell homophobic, racist and has Russian grandmas as teachers who will yell at you for “talking back”
by Johnnn Don November 24, 2021
Get the big apple academymug. A school yard game that involves an apple, the more rotten the better and a group of friends. You must first drop the apple from about 1m above your height, so stand on a chair, to break the apple into pieces, the players must then scramble to grab pieces of the apple. Every player must have at least one piece. Then.. you throw the apple pieces at each other, the messier it gets the better.
by emmyrahh December 9, 2010
Get the Apple Smashmug. Apply cider the drink of fairys and men who sit down too piss dead set shit cunt if you dtb by drinking this piss
by Aussieman69 December 26, 2018
Get the Apple Cidermug. by Jimbo December 21, 2003
Get the Apple-Cidermug. <Verb> The act of thrusting one's FLACCID penis through another person's head. Think of the head being the apple, and the penis being the worm.
Did you hear about the man who got killed by an apple worming? He was found dead with several holes in his head and there were traces of piss inside!
by DrPepper47 February 28, 2011
Get the Apple Wormingmug.