willy flapper

A special type of kite shaped like a fat penis, only to be used by the male species and Connor.

OMG man his willy flapper has gone saggy!
Of course it has, there's no wind pull on the dangly bit at the end.

by Shaniqua.lickes.bum December 10, 2015

willy crystal

When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.

Mom, I'm in love with the Chicken King because he gave me the Willy Crystal!

by Phil Spritzer January 25, 2016

1 inch willie

A very small penis. Normally a sarcastic term for a small penis, not literally a 1 incher.

I heard Mitchell has a 1 inch Willie.

by Willie Dong March 30, 2016

stiff willy

A wet willy with your wanker.

"I was sitting so close to the pilot in that two-seat jet that I could have given the pilot a stiff willy!"

by AndBoomGoestheDynamite March 30, 2016

willy bruises

Bruises left by a child stronger than a man and feels like being hit with a baseball bat

Met my girlfriends boy today, got my ass kicked by a 9 year old and left me some Willy bruises, little bastard!

by Dwreck November 14, 2018

Screamin' Willie Walters

God's ultimate test of mankind's patience.

If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.

"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"

by Planet Ocean November 19, 2018

Willy Dango

Something that embodies everything that is on trend with the cranberry lifestyle

Buddy was really off da Willy Dango tonight skoony

by Bmb Bino November 28, 2018