A Brett Willis Perriam refers to a person going through a mid life crisis at an early stage of life, More than likely a raging alcoholic with an urge to Bed a toothless wool handler on the regular basis. (Brett Willis Perriam was known to be an alcoholic, pickpocket and thief around the victorian age)
Joe Bloggs: I'm definitely drinking and making love to a creature tonight after fleecing a thousand dollars on the pokies. after Jordan: Oh mate, you're a bit of a Brett Willis Perriam.
by Highconcentratedmoonshinestank April 1, 2022
Get the Brett Willis Perriammug. How was last night ?
Oh man, I don't remember much. I pulled a parisian willy and then called an Uber home.
Oh man, I don't remember much. I pulled a parisian willy and then called an Uber home.
by Beatsmiffs April 23, 2018
Get the parisian willymug. by Klive Clemence Jenkins March 6, 2022
Get the WIllymug. A willy woowa is when a ginger with a beard sticks his willy in an overweight woman of about 300kg+ and then screams 'Woowa!' because her huge belly flops are in the way and squash his willy.
by deegl May 26, 2024
Get the Willy Woowamug. When you're doing doggystyle and spit on both of your index fingers and then proceed to stick them in your partners ears and twist; delivering a potent wet willy and shocking them into tightening their vagina/anus at the last minute before you ejaculate. Similar in function to a donkey punch although less violent.
Best used right before you finish and on considerably dorky individuals.
An alternative method is to use your fingers in a double fish hook technique to use your partners own spit.
Best used right before you finish and on considerably dorky individuals.
An alternative method is to use your fingers in a double fish hook technique to use your partners own spit.
That girl Brooke from school is such a dork, she wanted to smash last night so I hit her with the Dorkwad Willy Gripper.
by Player Hating May 19, 2023
Get the Dorkwad Willy Grippermug. A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.
by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023
Get the Forked wet Willymug. by Absolute belta August 24, 2016
Get the willy waddlemug.