Machiavellian treat

Something that seems to be a gift on the surface, though you're not actually getting anything, and are at risk of losing everything and being put out on the street (if you never fight).

Holding your breath won't do much good with a slow knife going further and further in between your ribs. The extensions of restrictions are just a Machiavellian treat for business owners to make them think they're getting something good by staying open instead of being shut down. Really, the governor is the one getting the treat.

by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021

mushroom treatment

When co-workers do not tell you anything and are actively feeding you bad information. Just as in how mushrooms are grown - kept in the dark and fed full of shit

He keeps giving me the mushroom treatment about this job.

by SummitXTC February 26, 2021

Presidential treatment

When one approaches another from behind to sniff their hair.

Uncle Joe really gave her the presidential treatment. You could see how creeped out she was when he sniffed her hair.

by Ihatemakingnewnames January 21, 2021

Reptile treatment

1. When two Paleontologists engage in sexual intercourse after comparing dinosaur fossils.
2. When two Jurassic Park fans engage in sexual intercourse while watching the Jurassic Park trilogy.

As Ed and Kat were watching Jurassic Park, Ed viciously slid his hand between Kat's legs. Ed was attempting to initiate a reptile treatment.

by DontGetGrabby March 29, 2021

The treatment

Basically the treatment is an outline for a potential script. Sort of the google earth view of the story. It's also a diagnostic tool of sorts. Treatments don't have dialogue and allow all parties to glean an overview of such elements like character arcs and narrative arcs of the story line.

The treatment for "zombies ate my wife's clit"was pitched at a pre script meeting today. I think it went pretty well. We "stretched it out " to 3 hours so we could write off the 3 martini lunch!

by 4realazitgits April 2, 2021

sfathering treatment

Excessively-attentive behavior, but from one or more male individuals who are treating you in a "caring dad" manner. Opposite of "smothering" --- i.e., overly-close/coddling treatment from one or more "fussing and fluttering" humans of da female persuasion.

During Indiana Jones's growing-up years, Henry Sr. was always trying to make up for Junior's deceased mom's not being there to help nurture and care for him, and so Henry Sr. did his best to provide Indy with "sfathering treatment"; unfortunately --- in his valiant attempts to not subject Little Man to "smothering" --- he went too far in da other direction, and thus da flowering-into-adulthood Indy felt largely ignored and unloved on a personal level.

by QuacksO April 22, 2021

Dutch Treat

After hitting the Bareburger, you take a trip to Amsterdam, have a few more Doritos and root around in the Ox Box. Clogs are involved.

Should we try the Dutch Treat or the Blue Dream?

by Mïtphläpps June 2, 2021