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Tarded jerker

a tarded jerker is a retard that jerks it
Yo that tarded jerker just jerked all over me, what a retard
by Klopmaxxer April 12, 2025
mugGet the Tarded jerkermug.

Techno-tard

That guys wants to invest my money in Cyber-currency but he's a Techno-tard!
by buzzworkz January 8, 2018
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Tard Lane

Lane of a road where slow and ignorant drivers belong, the right lane. This includes any highway or city street.
This idiot just merged into the passing lane, and he's just doing the speed limit. He belongs in the tard lane.
by quitepedantic November 17, 2015
mugGet the Tard Lanemug.

E Tard

An acronym for "Engagement Retard" for people that create gossip or start drama over things just for fun especially when they know nothing about it or don't even care about the subject in question, and often telling lies about it to start trouble.
Man, these E Tards have no real life at all. Oh great, another E Tard creating problems just to create problems.
by Enlightened Dude July 8, 2025
mugGet the E Tardmug.

Tard

A little girl named Cale Gillingham who can't take criticism and his go too favourite word are Bitch & Dweeb because he's insecure about himself
Cales such a tard, he's looking for reactions on social media because his misses is fed up of his childish traits, he's such a tard
by Unknown-Vibrations September 16, 2024
mugGet the Tardmug.

Scaredy Tard

Someone who is overly paranoid of people attacking them in real life that they think that if said person satirizes them or writes about them or mentions their OCs by name that they're being stalked and harassed, when in actuality they can't handle opinions or satire and don't belong online. They're paranoid enough to post hate journals about people they think are stalking them and retarded enough to not understand satire.
That Emily is such a Scaredy Tard.
by MM132 September 7, 2019
mugGet the Scaredy Tardmug.

Pan-tard

A "Pan-tard" is a person who plays video games with tanks in them and body blocks his teammates who are trying to get to cover but refuses to move to let them to safety.

The word originates from a combination of the German word "panzer" for "tank" and "tard" a word used to convey that someone is of not smart or special needs decent.
Person 1: I love playing world of tanks, but these "Pan-tards" keep getting me killed.
Person 2: I know how you feel. Idiots who purposely get their teammates killed by body blocking them from cover are totally "Pan-tards"
by enderwatcher287 July 8, 2022
mugGet the Pan-tardmug.

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