Jackson Kunkel

He keeps pictures of his friends girl friends on his phone in swim suits

Jackson Kunkel likes to keep pictures of his friends girlfriends on his phone

by Mrgiglle193736 December 24, 2019

Jackson

Jackson’s are usually athletic, but enjoy VERY MUCH bragging about it. They are very tall. Like seriously, what are you taking?Jackson’s like to eat. They enjoy cookies, cake and apple pie. But NEVER give them the last cookie because they will eat it in front of you and you will be sad and then hit them but then they will hit you back. They are extremely good at drawing. But don’t be prepared to ask them to draw you, because I did like four years ago and I’m still waiting for it. They like computer games, I’m not joking I think they need to chill. It’s not normal how much I hear ‘HE KILLED ME RUN AWAY’. They refer to themselves quite highly, I have heard a many a times, ‘I’m a god. I’m a god. I’m a god. ‘ which is actually very debatable. They are very popular, they have lots of friends. I’m not quite sure how, but that’s just how it is. Maybe it’s because they are a “god”. They have very long eye lashes, like leave some for the girls please. It’s illegal. I have told them lots of times how to have a better style and how it will make them very cool and have girls going to them left and right. But, this is because they dress like it’s a funeral everyday. Sure maybe they can pull off the funeral look but we all know one or another, I will be buying them a pink shirt. I have also told them to dye their hair but I was sadly rejected. I will get there one day.

Overall, I feel bad if you don’t have a Jackson in your life. But I also do feel bad if you do.

Thank you for your time.

“Is that Jackson”
“Yeah”
“Wow he’s so cool”
“I know he’s a god”

by anonymous November 9, 2020

Jackson Michael

A plastic surgery procedure where a white person is turned black

Guy 1: DUDE! What did you do to yourself!?
Guy 2: I had a Jackson Michael procedure done, do you like it?
Guy 1: *faints*

by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020

Jackson

Jackson a really abnoxious and cocky. Is always secretly gay and you know it but it’s never been confirmed. Jackson’s usually will try to be all the girls bffs but if you mess with him or make him mad he hates you. Also being a Jackson’s girlfriend is really bad because he really doesn’t like you he is very rude and non loving. DO NOT be a Jackson

Hayley: Dang who is that he looks like he’s a jerk

Gwen: I bet he’s a jackson i’ve heard he wanted to suck cameron’s dick

Emma: Well that’s great...

by theswagyturtle September 14, 2018

Jackson/Jax

To talk about something knowingly, when In fact, you know nothing about the said subject.

Is also the male version of a “homie hopper”

Bro, you told me that this shit was fact, and now I find out that it’s not even close to accurate…You sure Jax’d the fuck out of that.

See also:

Man, he fucks all his friends girls. He’s a Jackson/Jax

by B Money 69 August 17, 2022

Jackson

A boy that has the sweetest heart and the brightest smile. He has not one mean bone in his body and loves to spread happiness to others. If you’re his girl you’re definitely lucky because he’s a total cutie and does anything for the ones he loves. He loves spending time with friends and chilling with his girl. Make sure if you know a Jackson you never let him go.

That boy is so cute! He looks like a Jackson...

by sassy_sista September 6, 2019

Dirty Jackson

The act of shaving your girlfriend’s bsf’s pubes, then supergluing them to your mustache. After doing so, you rub the juiciest cum on your new mustache.

I miss my mustache so I did a Dirty Jackson.

by Lebron a March 18, 2024