meadia tea pot

usually found wondering around soho. with a goala bag, ipod stipid haircut thinking they work in the most importantant industry in the world! but really are as about as much use to man kind as a chocolate tea POT!

"he's a runner for that production company TEAPOT"

by wonkey December 10, 2004

Jimson brewed tea

Hallucinogenic tea brewed from the deadly Jimsonweed.

Ben didn't have enough loot for weed, so he made some Jimson brewed tea.

by Sparisi1122 October 15, 2008

Vagina tea bag

Being immersed in face full of vagina, similiar to tea bagging but requiring a lower squat from the tea-bagger.
The tea-bagee will ideally be lying face up on the floor or bed awaiting the tea bagger who is pantsless to sit on their face.
Also often called clam-shelling.

I went out with Anna last week and after throwing me down on the bed and removing her clothes she vagina tea bagged my face so well that I could hardly breath.

by Flea77 December 15, 2011

tea-towel holder

arsehole, rectum, etc
can be used for 1. shitting
2. shagging
3. holding tea-towels when not in use

i heard you did your missus up the tea-towel holder last night

by bob April 7, 2004

Bone apple tea

ITS NOT FUCKING THIS YOU DUMB ASS BITCHH, ITS FUCKING BONNE APPÉTIT, ITS A FRENCH WORD

Bonne Appétit (bone apple tea) you fucking asshole

by 😫😫😫 August 20, 2016

Broken Tea Kettle

a secret word that you use to call a sleepover when you are going to have a sleepover but when you are planning it you are with someone that you don't want to invite.

Girl 1: Hey girls! We are going to have a broken tea kettle!
Girl 2 & 3: WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!
Girl 4: What does that mean?!?!?!

by Peter Calabrese September 11, 2007

Tenacious Tea Bags

A group of sick ass chicks that you want to be friends with.

Those chicks were so fly, they must be part of the tenacious tea bags, no doubt.

by tenacious teabagger March 10, 2014