A way of evalulating your life "Hey, your job could be worse - you could always be a lobby tard!"
"You could always find work as a lobby tard!"
"They had no jobs? Not even as a Lobby Tard?"
"You could always find work as a lobby tard!"
"They had no jobs? Not even as a Lobby Tard?"
by SITS07 July 5, 2009
Get the Lobby Tardmug. when you are told your are doin things wrong, but are told that there wrong, so instead of fixing them you look for wrong in everything others do,
when your effin tarded 109th company hurts or kill innocent people, and you yell at another company for wearing a fleece cap while in acu. thanks 17 cssb
by headhunted November 27, 2010
Get the effin tardedmug. Someone who is undeniably so retarded that simply calling them retard does not suffice, and you have to say something stupid back to them so they will understand.
Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!
by Urban Dick(tionary) February 25, 2025
Get the Tingle Tardmug. 
by QuartzHoney March 20, 2021
Get the Bar Tardmug. by perry armstrong January 7, 2020
Get the wii tardmug. Someone whos done something so stupid to the point where theyve descended bellow your average levels of retard.
by Nyorri November 1, 2020
Get the Fuck Tardmug.