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Dry Land Shark

A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass & allowing women to squirt in their mouths & faces.
They will do these acts with any women weather it be a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress, etc
This man needs to go clinic he's a proper dry land shark.

No dry land shark boy can have chat for me. Tell him to go find jesus.
by Arron j smith January 25, 2022
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shark waterbottle

a sexy shark product that can only be bought in PipstarShark, a water bottle that has a heater, a button that plays a prerecorded hydrate and a straw that is shaped like a dick, and a note that says: "Don't refund or give a bad rating or else you get kidnapped đź’‹đź’‹đź’‹" Love, -Pipstar-
by quartz89 February 1, 2022
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stats shark

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)

Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark
by buttfingerer September 18, 2025
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Shark in a dress

This was created by the same guy who created the urban dictionary and this was more or less a kinda sign… you for some reason wanted to come and see this even though. You know what it means. It means a dancing shark creepily upside down now…. I don’t know why but I just made that stupidity up myself in like 10 seconds but don’t EVER and I mean EVER search A search bar who is sick
I’m a shark In a dress

Your a creep?
by The dancing nugget July 22, 2022
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Sharking

To be a hoe

Basically talking to multiple people at once
Person 1: “I’m finna be sharking all summer!”
Person 2: “boy bye, you’s a lil goldfish.”
by OgBadbitty June 20, 2025
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Shark week

When something is really fun/ really cool/ really good
That tailgate yesterday was soo shark week
by Bootypoopop October 6, 2021
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Shark

You know why ur here XDXD
Shark
by Momma xD hehe April 26, 2023
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