Coconut Cream Surprise

Usually played as a trick on unsuspecting victims: The Coconut Cream is when you drop and pants and bend over while tucking the balls and weiner imbetween the legs. Whats left is kknow as the coconut cream surprise, this isnt your grandmas little debie cakes, this is the real deal.

"I was taking a shower when Josh asked me to check out his new shoes, but when I looked around the curtain, he had a Coconut Cream Surprise waiting for me!"

by Stamps Bitch October 20, 2006

cranberry surprise

Any unnamed alcoholic beverage.

Dude this tastes like shit what is it?
Cranberry surprise.

Dude! this is so good, what is it?
Cranberry surprise!

Dude... This tastes like carrots... What is it?
CRANBERRY SURPRISE

by yayeah April 17, 2006

Jello Surprise

The hard, spongy textured layer of jello found at the bottom of the bowl. It formed when jello isn't eaten for a number of days, thus becoming hard and losing taste. The act of biting into this layer gives you a nasty taste and texture in your mouth...SURPRISE!

Mom: Tonight we're going to your aunt's house to have dinner.
Child: Oh great...then for dessert we get to eat Uncle Don's week old jello with the jello surprise.

by Mikedakwik February 29, 2008

Yellow milkshake suprise

When someone cums in a girls mouth, but at the same time they take a piss.

i gave that ho a yellow milkshake suprise

by Garrettluvzpot May 25, 2009

Chocolate Surprise

When one excretes their own feces into the mouth of another, much like eating a chocolate bar, or warm chocolate ice cream

When the bitch wouldn't suck me off, I gave her a chocolate surprise!

by farttroll February 27, 2003

suprise

1. This is what they call it when you get a religious lecture from a pot smoker that is, suprisingly, more religious than you.

2. For you dolts looking, what they call something that happens unexpectedly or without warning. Typically this also deals with a rush of some sort and then the pink carrots come in and take over the world.

2. You realize that you were never a carrot at all but a twinkie, which comes as a suprise to you.

by Lily Black July 10, 2006

cherry surprise

while the male is positioning his penis between a womans heaving bosum and then he proceeds to ejaculate on the females face and then punches her in the nose and yells "surprise".

my bitch called the cops after i gave her a cherry suprise last night

by matt oyler November 14, 2003