Snausages!

A name for a sales rep being overly eager with prospecting efforts by using various solutions to track prospective customers' behaviors in a big-brother-type fashion.

Sales Rep: "Hey, Mr. Jones, here at ABC Company, we're using some software that tells me you've been looking at my website...in fact I see that you're looking at our solutions right now. In fact, you may not be ready to talk to a sales rep at all right now, but I have two questions. What are you doing on my website and would you like to buy something? You look nice in that blue shirt by the way"

Colleagues: "Take it easy Snausages!, maybe we should wait a day or two to give a call, not call while the prospect is still on the website"

by Am Sho December 12, 2011

snausage

A male who seems to be pre-disposed to veer any conversation towards a discussion about sausage, and/or its consumption.

"Kevin, did you see that football game on TV last night?"

"I caught some of it... I was eating sausage pizza while it was on... the wierd thing is that I came to the conclusion that there is no such thing as too much or too big of a sausage."

"Damm man, you have some kind of sausage issues."

by turgid_bologna August 14, 2003

hot sausage

Same as hot chick but newer and probably "cooler"

Damn, hav' a look at that hot sausage over there!

by dimmsie July 29, 2003

Irish Sausage Roll

The act of getting breakfast after a night of hard drinking and vomiting after having very unsatisfying sex.

I had a great time last night with her, but I ended up with an Irish Sausage Roll the next day.

by Gross Tony February 23, 2008

sausage

a word that is used in north london as a random word in a conversation, also can be used as anoter form of "no", or "i dont care/i dont mind"

(person 1)OMG-Arsenal won the cup
(person 2)Sausage

by seriouslyretardedguy March 1, 2007

Sausage Wallet

A woman's vangina, a warm moist region which is home to female genetalia.

I've been tryin' ya get up in dat sausage wallet fer dayz it seems.

by Matt November 10, 2003

Sausage Box

A box for sausages, fanny.

My sausage box is secreting a yellow-ish green discharge.

by truk213 April 30, 2008