Dj Smashing

Am ability given to a Disc Jockey to receive sexual opportunities as a.result of their status and popularity.

The prestige opportunity to be sexually pleased by a popular Disc jockey
I had sex with her, but it was just me, Dj Smashing and noe she hook.

Girl last night I got Dj Smashed.
by WiseTriniBird January 08, 2019
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Texas smash

When you leave a giant cum load on your hookups pillow, face and bed before you exit in the morning unannounced. And holler their name as you walk out & slam the door.
It was great last night with Veronica but I left her with a Texas smash this morning 💦 💦 💦!
by Loadsofjizz!!! March 12, 2023
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Info Smash

Cutting something random from wikipedia and pasting it as a comment under someone's facebook status.
Marcus Fiffer- is starring at the wall cause there is nothing good on tv...

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Don Landor-
Spandex, or elastane, is a synthetic fiber known for its exceptional elasticity. It is stronger and more durable than rubber, its major non-synthetic competitor. It is a polyurethane-polyurea copolymer that was invented in 1959 by DuPont chemist Joseph Shivers. When first introduced, it revolutionized many areas of the clothing industry.

"Spandex" is a generic name and not derived from the chemical name of the fiber, as are most manufactured fibers, but an anagram of the word expands."Spandex" is the preferred name in North America; in many European countries it is referred to as "elastane".

The most famous brand name associated with spandex is Lycra, a trademark of Invista (formerly part of DuPont). Such is the prominence of the Lycra brand that it has become a genericized trademark in many parts of the world, used to describe any kind of spandex. Invista discourages such use, protecting its trademark vigorously.

Other spandex trademarks include Elaspan (also Invista's), ROICA & Dorlastan (Asahi Kasei) and Linel (Fillattice).

Marcus Fiffer-
Damn your info smashing!
by SushiMonster555 October 18, 2009
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Dry smash

Barreling full speed ahead with zero preparation and or forethought.
Having never seen the slide deck before, the manager dry smashed his way through the presentation, leaving his audience cringing.

Alternative: fucking with no lube
by Wariomario June 08, 2019
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smash the pumpkin

phil is going to smash the pumpkin tonight
by ThePumpkinSmasher December 11, 2015
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smashing the pig

To expel ones extra weight from the ball bag by vigorously wanking ones self into a coma
Dean'o - Here John'o you look tired r kid

John'o - Yeah mate I was up until 3am smashing the pig like a boss

Dean'o - You top geeza I bet your crusty dream catcher is ruined
by IT Dave November 25, 2014
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smashed crabface

"that chick is ugly! she looks like a smashed crabface!"
by jjatlw April 23, 2007
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