smash

smash bro

"wanna smash?"
"hell yeah!"
"i choose mario!"
"dammit! i was gonna choose that!"

by imperfectcub178 May 11, 2023

stroodle smash

stroodle smashing is a term for shoving 8-12 squirrels up your ass and them clean your innards

"hey aaron want to stroodle smash later"

by squirrel stomper May 12, 2023

Smashed Assholes

an asshole thats been fucked by 8 dicks at one time and its all prolapsed and shit

I feel like a bag of smashed assholes

by Silverray76 December 3, 2022

smash

embark on a interesting journey of unspeakable sexual things with another person.

person 1 : wanna smash
person 2: absolutely

by Rapid turtle December 13, 2022

Face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes

Atlantic-Canadian slang phrase, means somebody is ugly.

"Look at that girl, man."
"Yeah, face on 'er like a can of smashed arseholes."

by Tigerzeye December 26, 2022

smash bro

Fuck-buddy who you think of as a bro.

"I recently got a smash bro so ive been having fun with him every weekend the past few weeks"

by anonymous November 15, 2018

Smash pass

When you're stopped by county law enforcement and explain that you are rushing home to smash and they high five you and say "smash pass!" Aka not cop-blocking ;)

Criminal: I'm on my way home to bang my wife

Officer: SMASH PASS
*high fives*

by Hostilejackalope76 November 25, 2018