Posters-remorse

When you post something on social media and immediately regret it.

I just posted a video to instagram but now I am feeling posters-remorse. I should of added music and tagged Tommy.

by ScottRandolph83 November 28, 2015

Toothpaste Remedy

The best thing to put on a bee sting

He used the Toothpaste remedy.

by funkypigeon100 February 28, 2017

non removable battery

The worst thing to ever happen to Samsung phones.

My battery is dead and I can't swap it for a fully charged one because I have a non removable battery.

by nonremovablebatteryphonessuck March 30, 2017

Notification remorse

That hollow feeling in your chest when you've posted something on social media and when you've returned to it later on you find that you haven't received any likes, comments, smileys or notifications at all. Or if you have - much less than you'd hoped for.

What's up with her? She's suffering from notification remorse. She posted a sexy selfie this morning but only received one like.

by Stivchik April 5, 2017

Raining Rembrandt

Raining Rembrandt is the art of covering your buthole with multiple colors of paint and farting them on something or somebody else.

Last night John gave that girl from the bar an imense Raining Rembrandt.

by E3ze July 15, 2017

Home Remodeler

One who remodels a home that needs to be changed or rebuilt.
AKA: Higher form of a Carpenter
A Home Remodeler is a jack of all construction trades, while Carpenters mostly do rough framing of dog and bird houses. To conclude a Home remodeler is the highest form of a construction worker.

Any one would rather hire a Home Remodeler rather than a carpenter

by Smart guy99 November 7, 2017

Astro Remote

A 7-inch remote control placed in the anus for pleasure purposes.

Do not touch that Astro remote, Mala just used it!

by Ibu Rita February 19, 2018