Kieran pizza mayn

An Italian/Irish midget who jacks off with a slice of pizza:
and eats pasta sexualy;)

How to Impress Kieran:Show up naked, Bring Beer.

Dad:"umm Kieran why does your cruch smell like pizza?"
Kieran pizza mayn :"it was hungry..."

by Ania polish builder April 13, 2009

pizza pocket penis

when you wrap your ballsack around your flaccid penis (guys only.)

Sometimes, when I'm alone and flaccid, I enjoy taking my pants off and making a pizza pocket penis

by good of words August 17, 2016

Pizza Hut Slam

A sexual act involving the insertion of one's testicles into another person's anus.

Susan couldn't sit down because last night I gave her a Pizza Hut Slam.

by Nugget the Paint Huffer November 6, 2008

Philadelphia Pan Pizza

A flattened out patty of dog feces caused by someone who stepped in it. These can be found all over the city.

Watch out, don't step in the Philadelphia Pan Pizza, your shoes will stink for the rest of the day!

by sportyman228 August 2, 2016

you, me and pizza

literally hanging out and eating pizza. especially after a lazy Sunday or a crappy Monday. Or when the "you" is crossed out it means instead of hanging out together, I will sit at home alone and eat this whole pizza

Instead of you, me and pizza today, it will just be me and pizza, sorry not sorry.

by peanutbutter12 March 28, 2016

alabama pizza slice

when siblings make a pizza by jizzing on it pissing on it vomiting own it and shiting on it

man me and your sister made an alabama pizza slice

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019

we like pizza

I like pizza with peperoni mozzarella and anchovies, I like pizza with salami and some cheese and oregano, I like pizza with tomato.

we like pizza in the morning, we like pizza everyday, we like pizza in the evening, we like pizza any way!

by spacemandude October 27, 2021