free Pants

random thing that sean gives out, in order to try and woo the opposite sex

sean gave chaz's some free pants cos he fancies her

by curlz June 30, 2004

Man-pants

noun - clothing worn when not being a pussy about something.

Marc put on his man-pants when he took another shot.

by Trashy Stachy July 20, 2010

white pants

A stylish piece of apparel.

Man, look at the white pants he be sportin'.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

pants runner

Someone who aides in the pulling up of the pants in a geriatric facility. Generally only needed only when the resident is hard to handle or there has been a code brown(accident resulting in fecal matter in the pants)

Rhonda and Lori, CNAs, are changing Elsie's messy pants when they find a code brown.
Rhonda: oh no!
Elsie: I'm going to knock the hell out of you!
Lori: I think we're going to need a pants runner. (goes into the hall to find Donna to help wipe and pull up the clean pants)

by Lori January 13, 2005

rat pants

Rat pants is what really cool guys dress their rats in if they want to meet hot babes.

Dirk dressed his rat in tight red silk pants and headed out.

"What cute rat pants," said Lindsay, a totally smokin' babe.

Half an hour later they were thrashing away on his futon.

by scodder May 22, 2010

Jolly Pants

English slang term for Santa. He usually slides down the smokey stack and gives the kids chests of tea. He wears a big red suit and has a big white beard.

Oh Pip! What did Jolly Pants bring you for Christybirth??? A new buttering set for your glasses? Fantastic!

by EnglishLady December 25, 2010

Ironing The Pants

sex

"The pants are already ironed boy"
"The pants are being ironed"

"aye fam wyd?"
"ironing the pants, hol up"

by JasperTheGoat June 2, 2016