peter beater

A wood stick or rod, used for the specific purpose of beating a person or persons named Peter

Peter, i swear to God dont make me take out my peter beater!

by Stage Crew September 20, 2006

Peter

A person, usually male, whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable, especially social and sexual norms. Comparable to a lech, a Peter is unpleasantly strange and makes members of the opposite sex, or same in some cases, concerned about their safety and overall well-being. Peters are most often found in social gatherings because of the protection and cover provided in a crowded room, they have difficulty entering into and maintaining healthy relationships, and in most cases, have criminal backgrounds.

"Ew, why does that Peter keep watching us while we make out?"

by KMANEAST May 11, 2010

peter pan

(Requires a girl with a nosering) The act of cumming up a girl's nostril and having it shoot out the nosering hole.

That receptionist is hot - I'd like to pop out that nosering and Peter Pan her!

by CaptainHook February 1, 2007

Petersburg, WV

A really retarded town in the eastern panhandle of West Virginia. It is made up of mostly rednecks and old people. One of the worst places to live. EVER. =|
Everyone is racist and no one likes you if you're different than them.

"I don't wanna visit my grandma in Petersburg, WV."

by stuck in podunk October 20, 2008

Blue Peter

When a man has had so much sex, his penis will not become erect anymore. This is referred to as having a "Blue Peter".
Peter is a nickname for the male member, and blue is used to mean dead or tired.

"I fucked that girl so hard I got a Blue Peter!!"

"Hey let's have sex again!"
"Can't! I have a Blue Peter!"

by Biblo February 15, 2005

peter long

a term used for a penis that is big or long

Jeremy: "Hey this is Jeremy"
Jaimee: "Oh, i thought it was peter long"
Jeremy: "How'd you know my peter was lonG?"

by Pootang July 28, 2008

Peter Martin

The lead singer of the metal band Painkiller. The most metal person you will ever meet. also posesses incredible driving skills. A resident of Encinitas, California.

did you hear that truck blasting metal? yeah, it was probably Peter Martin.
http://www.myspace.com/csulbmetal

by Peter Martin July 23, 2008