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Mothers Gym Bag Phobia

While driving and a mother asks her son to reach into her her gym bag to retrieve her wallet out of it-the boy gets extreme anxiety. A phobia disorder caused by the proccess he must go through and begins to get nerveous and sweat while digging around her clothes and is grossed out of their minds, because they beleive they will touch a pair of sweaty panty hose in the proccess but they do the task anyway because they are hungry and want to eat fast food.
True story, my son said he watched a movie and the boys were robbing a store and wore pantyhose on their face and one boy says to the other" these panyhose smell weird" and asks the other boy-"where did you get these from?" the other boy answered" out of my moms gym bag" They took them off right away and from now on experience mothers gym bag phobia. I had to laugh at my son so hard because i said why are you acting that way while looking thru my back pack-he said i might touch your pantyhose. I said I dont own or wear any pantyhose! Nevertheless he has the phobia just from watching the movie.
by M.G.B.P. January 7, 2012
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Mother fucker cock sucker

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Mother Love (Queen song)

Mother Love" is a song by Queen, from the album Made in Heaven, released in 1995 after Freddie Mercury's death in 1991. It was written by Mercury and Brian May.
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Bitch Made Mother Fucka

When challenged to a fight by using violent and threatening adjectives, typically in front of their friends. You provide your home address and they don't show.
Your Boy: Where the fuck is that bitch ass and his crew?

You: I gave them mini trucka mafia tricks my address. Out here with a handful of nut waiting to bitch slap that wigga.

Your boy: I knew that Bitch Made Mother Fucka wouldn't show!
by Zero Shitz Given April 26, 2020
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u mother xd xd

when the 9 year old tries to insult you
u mother xd xd
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mother fucker am hill

A phrase used by lil Wayne to express how awesome he is
Mother fucker am hill. Meaning lame ass nigger look how awesome I am ..
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ur brother is ur mother

As compared to "ur sister a mister"
It is pretty much the same thing but worse.
John: Ur sister a mister
Rob: Well ur brother is ur mother
John: Oh shit
by dragoJim May 11, 2018
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