Max

Max is a very horny guy with a cock that is 2 inches when hard thinks he gets all the ladies but reallly doesn’t has the worst taste in girls and might aswell be a ponce

Max is a ponce

by anonymous December 9, 2021

Max's Law

the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.

"Fuck the doorknob pulled my damn earphones out! God Damn Max's Law!"

by Ah Nu Cheeki Breeki Iv Damke March 15, 2017

Max

A man with a small penis that chafes himself every night.

Man that guys is a max!

by Ethan and hunter June 14, 2018

Max

Don't mess with him unless you wanna get your shit kicked in. Very loyal to his friends.

Max just punted Logan into the fucking sun.

by syrup :) September 27, 2023

Max

Max is one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet. They are kind, funny, and will always be there for you. They turn heads when they walk into any room, and their smile will make the world stop spinning because of their beauty. Knowing Max can be the best thing that ever happened to you, so cherish the moment. Max cares deeply for their friends and family, and you should count yourself lucky if you get to date them. They are one of the best people.

They’re so pretty, they must be Max!

by alexisnthere June 14, 2023

Yap-maxing

someone that can't stop yapping

JOOO this guys is such a yap-maxer

Sara is always yap-maxing

by Kyrahisahottie March 23, 2025

Max

Max is the type of guy to look like he is on 20 tons of crack cocaine half the time and the kinda guy who's going to see the Eiffel tower and ask is anyone gonna eat that and not wait for an answer.

He's such a Max he is.

by First place mfa January 9, 2022