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pea man

he does nothing but play with his pee-pee weiner.

but besides that he is a very sexy, kind of creepy, teenage boy that refuses to touch some grass. we all love him, especially his girlfriend (which we're all surprised he has). he is extremely nice and really knows how to make you feel appreciated.
people also love to sexually assault him by constantly rubbing his penis without consent.
he is also extremely creepy and knows how to make you feel extremely uncomfortable. he is the master of sexual assault and probably has many restraining orders against him. he is a registered sex offender.

anyways, we love pea man. hes funny and kind, creative, makes you feel cared for and loved. Hes my best friend. and i wouldnt be able to live without him.

thank you for being there for me. it means a lot.
pea man: just reach inside my asshole and-

everyone: KILL YOURSELF!!

random guy: who is that guy? he seems really fucking creepy.
me: no! thats just pea man! hes really nice once you get to know him.
by spermi wermi 42069 May 12, 2022
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BRICO MAN

1. Extremely successful Businesses man

2. Alpha male

3. BIG guy
1. Kingpin from Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse is the definition of a Brico Man.

2. Did you see Meekins? That man is a Brico Man for real!

3. What up BRICO!
by Gabrese October 19, 2022
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Shrimp Man

A term given to men who have a great body but an ugly face. Like a shrimp, only after you remove the head can you eat them.
His body is amazing, but unfortunately he is a shrimp man.
by Milkman Mustache April 17, 2022
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budget man

1. A colloquial term for an accountant or some one associated with accounting.

2. Any person who may be familiar with economics or accounting as referred to by someone lacking any understanding of either subject's principles.

3. A person who may have looked at, touched, or handed a budget to another person.
"I sent up my budget man to the Congress." George W. Bush
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Five Man

In Fusball, the Five Man is the middle set, consisting of five men. Can also refer to one's masturbatory appendage
I score with my "Five Man" on a regular basis.
by Samwise May 14, 2003
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Bean Man

The almighty god above us. He blesses us with beans every year and in return we pray to him everyday. Bean man hates Lima beans.
Dang i got beans from the all powerful bean man.
by Joebama111 March 18, 2022
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Soup Man

A type of stereotype which is common within the Roblox Blood and Iron Community. They are very dangerous as they will MURDER you if you fall for their soup shop trap.
"Don't trust the Soup Man."
"Did the Soup Man just clutch?"
"Soup Man is round delaying!"
by Pauligon January 25, 2022
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