Puffy Muff

A vagina that has large engorged lips that look like they have an allergic reaction .

Example , how eyes and lips swell when someone who has a peanut allergy eats peanuts.

Yo' that bitches got a puffy muff , when I was hitting it my balls would feel like they were hitting pillows .

by TcSilly May 25, 2018

quik maffs

a term used by Roadman Shaq or Big Shaq used to do quik maffs

2+2 is 4 minus 1 das 3 quik maffs

by diamunzonristlooklikelou September 27, 2018

get muffed up

To get fucked up.

We’re gonna get muffed up tonight!

by Themuffreport February 10, 2019

MOLDY MUFF

The end result of not washing ones vagina at the end of the day thus creating a crust and foul odor.

After a day of hiking noone appreciated Lisa's moldy muff smelling up the tent.

by Porknbns June 26, 2019

Big Muff

A fat, lazy and very stupid cat that would kill a man for food.. but is way too lazy.

Big Muff tried to jump on the counter, she broke her neck.

by 1saac April 14, 2019

Hustle Muffet

A person that does the thing they were going to do while leading you to believe they weren't going to.

Becky is such a {Hustle Muffet} she just makes me so confused.

by Imadeyoureadmydefinitionha August 3, 2019

Ear muff

When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.

Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.

by Slagehammer October 3, 2019