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ur mom is ur mother

when ur angry at someone but u dont want to insult them and ur in the middle of insulting their mom so u think of a quick answer
omar: haha i farted
farris: WHAT THE HECK MAN UR MOM IS UR MOTHER
by MoroTheMaster June 17, 2020
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RMF (Real Mother Fucker)

An individual who can always see through the bullshit. Particular people who don't like sugar coating or pussyfooting and/or beating around the bush. A person who takes their own inventory before taking anyone else's.

Male RMF: a proud solid man, one whom has the most sensitive bullshitometer.

Female RMF: a bitch who is down to go ham on yo girl when she acting a hoe round her mans.
Remember how that dude Barret always was genuine and his own brand, that dude was a RMF (Real Mother Fucker)
by Beezy Whyte May 25, 2022
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when ur mother is dumb

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Hello u know i got B likewhen ur mother is dumb???
by anonymous February 20, 2022
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ugly ass mother fucker

some one so ugly that you even wonder how god green lighted that shit
caden garrison is a ugly ass mother fucker with no chin or jaw line
by the come goblin December 5, 2021
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Mothers Gym Bag Phobia

While driving and a mother asks her son to reach into her her gym bag to retrieve her wallet out of it-the boy gets extreme anxiety. A phobia disorder caused by the proccess he must go through and begins to get nerveous and sweat while digging around her clothes and is grossed out of their minds, because they beleive they will touch a pair of sweaty panty hose in the proccess but they do the task anyway because they are hungry and want to eat fast food.
True story, my son said he watched a movie and the boys were robbing a store and wore pantyhose on their face and one boy says to the other" these panyhose smell weird" and asks the other boy-"where did you get these from?" the other boy answered" out of my moms gym bag" They took them off right away and from now on experience mothers gym bag phobia. I had to laugh at my son so hard because i said why are you acting that way while looking thru my back pack-he said i might touch your pantyhose. I said I dont own or wear any pantyhose! Nevertheless he has the phobia just from watching the movie.
by M.G.B.P. January 7, 2012
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yippee-kayae mother fucker

used as a term of endearment or the terms of agreement
by snakeDragon September 8, 2016
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mother fucker am hill

A phrase used by lil Wayne to express how awesome he is
Mother fucker am hill. Meaning lame ass nigger look how awesome I am ..
by 2-Cool August 2, 2018
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