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Lemoned

Verb (past tense): intentionally deceived into buying faulty or defective merchandise.
Bro #1: "Man, I picked up a streetwalker last night and "she" whipped out a piece of man-meat bigger than mine."

Bro #2: "Homie, you got lemoned by a tranny."

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"I went to the flea market and bought a used computer, but it doesn't work and he shop disappeared the next weekend. I got lemoned!"
by GrammarJunkie October 31, 2017
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lemon wedding

A wedding where a woman is forced into marriage with a guy she dislikes due to a threat against her life or someone else’s
Lena had a lemon wedding with Mike.
by The SuperSanversShipper November 5, 2017
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Lemon water loco

A name substitute name for a fake alcoholic beverage used to trick friends into drinking piss
Dude try this drink
What is it, its clear?
Its a lemon water loco, just try it dude, gets you fucked up bro
by Snizzness man 101 November 20, 2017
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lemon donk

A male who puts toothpicks down there penis and loves to finger them self
My math teacher was such a lemon donk like oh my god
by HOUSEWIFE JEW November 23, 2017
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Lemon

by Near Miss December 14, 2017
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Lemonfe

Chip makes a drink that is lemonfe.
by Lemonadegurl April 22, 2018
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Lemonade

When u feel horny and need a code word
Im feeling lemonade
by Dayummykinkychicken February 2, 2018
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