The Jizz Twister

(got to have a girl with multiple tattoos)

Just before you cum, the girl shouts which tattoo she wants you to jizz on and you got to aim it and correctly spray onto the tattoo.

"I was banging my girlfriend last night and she told me to aim for the clock, so I did and we Achieved the jizz twister"

by JizzMazter3000 June 24, 2021

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Dongle Jizz

A USB "dongle" or port filled to the top with semen or male cum. It sometimes oozes out of the port.

Person 1: Yo dude! Yesterday I saw my brother with a dongle jizz.
Person 2: Really? I wouldn't dare cum into my PC, it would warp to a super machine.
Person 1: Yeah, maybe my brother even impregnated the PC, maybe later I'll have a Raspberry Pi mini PC!

by Mr.Waffle Jizz May 27, 2019

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Nose Jizz

When a guy blows his load in your mouth and it comes out your nose

I was sucking this guys dick the other day, and when he blew his load I laughed and I nose jizzed.

by 6969lol6969 May 6, 2014

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Jizz Spins

When you cum so hard that your surroundings seem to start spinning around you

Dude, she sucked me so good that I got the jizz spins

by Malipnos June 7, 2024

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Jizz-cicle

Jizz that hangs in an icicle form from someone's ceiling/face following a rather biblical unloading of man fat.

Can be turned into a sex game for the sporting among you.

Example 1:
'Hey man nice room....Err, what's with the Jizz-cicles?'
'Oh that. I just found out I've got an extra month until my dissertation is due in'
'Nice'

Example 2:
'Hey man I've been eating syrup today. I bet I can get a 5cm Jizz-cicle hanging from her face tonight'

Example 3:
'Hey did you just see Rihanna leave that toilet with Chris Brown?'
'Yeah. Too bad those Jizz-cicles can't hide her fat lip. Ha ha ha'

(The first two examples were more than enough. I just wanted to cuss-out Rihanna)

by my hairy man patch February 11, 2013

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