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Human Giraffe

When you Defecate, and Cum in your Partner's mouth in the same time while watching A minecraft movie
by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025
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humanity

something i have given up on.
"i have given up on humanity kanye west is gonna run for president in 2020 and kim jung un is sending missiles to america."
by Trashthatyouwillneverforget April 20, 2018
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Human trafficking

by Nobodyneedstonow September 23, 2025
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humans

by FireMan738 the second March 26, 2021
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Human Jizzball

1. (adjective) A person(s) who is covered in jizz often and looks like a human jizzball
2. (noun) A person(s) who is filled with jizzball which clumps up inside of them creating a ball of sticky white jizz.

From the Latin word "humaina jizzybailo"
BRENDA: "Hey Sally have you seen Ryan lately? "
SALLY: "OMG yes! He looks like such a human Jizzball"
BRENDA: "He must be doing bukkake at the gay clubs again!"

MIKE: "Yo Nigel! I came so much in Stacy last night!"
NIGEL: "You better hope your cum turns into jizzball and she doesn't get pregnant. "
MIKE: "Yeah, I can't have my girlfriend Daria finding out."
NIGEL: "Yeah, you'd be in big trouble bro! "
by DRDOOKIEGOTDAT January 28, 2015
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human sandwich

1. When 2 or more people group hug one person (from my experience usually used on one's birthday)

2. Another word for a threesome. You sick fucks.
1. "Happy birthday! Human sandwich!"

2. "Yo, me, Jessica, and Phil had a human sandwich. No homo tho"
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Human milkshake

The act of giving one person an enema of milk, finding a slope of land to then roll them down and then proceeding to insert a straw in their rectum and drink the contents of the milk and shit which have then combined.
Hey Lisa, are you ready for your monthly human milkshake

Yes Bob, make it an extra cold one.
by ..ms.. April 5, 2023
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