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Human

A animal that had a brain like no other.

Written by a human.
Alien: oh look it's one of those humans, lets kill it.
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human piñata

Pooping candy whilst having people hit you with Wiffle ball bats in a kickball game
Nate was a pink human piñata this week
by booze OG May 5, 2013
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human griddypede

A human griddypede is the act of 2 or more people joined together forced into a continuous griddy
We’re stuck doing the human griddypede!
by Gridinator December 9, 2023
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Human centipede

A sexual act involving four people, in which a person who is getting fucked is eating the ass of another who is performing oral. Or just a big line of people eating each others ass. Your choice.
1. Becky, who is getting ducked from behind is eating Sally's booty. While that is happening sally is blowing some dude.

2. A bunch of people get in a line on their hands and knees and start eating some booty.
Human centipede
by Therealmrclean September 28, 2017
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I Human

A person who does something awesome, a step up from someone who "Rocks."
Stranger: "Wow! You really Rock!"
That person responds: "No, I Human.."
by R0xii December 18, 2012
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human lolipede

Play on word/film title: human centipede

Another type of lol

Used in convosation
Person 1: So then I like, slapped him round the face!

Person 2: HAHAHAHA, what a human lolipede!!!!!!!

Person 1: :') he is such a cuntnugget! lols
by human lolipede May 21, 2011
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My Spirit Human

Spirit Human

Pronunciation: /spɪr.ɪt ˈhju .mən/

Part of Speech: Noun

Etymology: Derived from the spiritual and psychological concept of the Spirit Animal (a guide or totem representing primal instinct and wisdom), inverted to represent the highest, most cultivated aspects of the human spirit.

Definition: A special individual in one's life who functions as a guide, mentor, and unwavering source of support, particularly during periods of intense difficulty or personal crisis in life and love.

Core Characteristics

Trait (By Role)

Description

Source of Unconditional Support

Provides a deep sense of unconditional love, trust, and positive guidance, serving as an emotional bedrock during turmoil.

Shadow Guide

May be a friend who previously remained in the background of one's life but steps forward during a time of great need.

Deliverer of Fortitude

Brings forth a specific combination of compassion, intellect, spiritual fortitude, and practical strength required for the individual to overcome hardships.

Higher Self Connector

In contrast to a spirit animal (which connects to primal, inherent nature), the Spirit Human helps the individual connect to their higher self, modeling evolved behavior and walking beside them as they navigate life's challenges.
I consider Kathleen my Spirit Human; she has provided guidance, comfort, and emotional support when I needed it the most.
by The Art of Mayhem November 24, 2025
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