Ur dad double lesbian

The most powerful insult. If you use this against anyone they will be teleported into the 5th dimension.
O.J. Simpson: I did not kill her
Judge: yes
O.J. Simpson: ur dad double lesbian

Judge: fucking implodes
by Ur dad gay March 09, 2018
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Slower Than Your Dad

Slower Than Your Dad is a term that is similar to Faster Than Your Mom. It is used in a lobby with friends, and describes what you say when your friend gets killed, downed or absolutely shit on. It’s really a BRUH moment!
Joseph: “360, aww fuck I’m dead
Friend: “Come on Joseph, anytime your about to die you gotta move faster than your mom not slower than your dad! RUN THAT BITCH ASS FASTER THAN USAIN BOLT TRYING TO ESCAPE A WAR OF HERCULES VS. JESUS CHRIST.
by Poison2793 May 20, 2022
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staple in my dads newspaper

To mean a regular occurrence or thing that is familiar to you, your friends or your family. Something that is characteristic of the thing or occurrence in question.
"Oh I hate fog"

"Well where I'm from it's a staple in my dads newspaper"

"Getting roasted by your mates it's just a staple in my dads newspaper"
by Calchum October 13, 2017
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Your dad sells Avon

A Scottish insult, "Your dad sells Avon" or "Yer da sells avon" is a killer insult known to end any argument you have. You know it's over when this is used.
Scottish Boy: "Aye fuck off that's just bullshit, it's what your family does.
Scottish Boy 2: "Shut up bro your dad sells avon"
Scottish Boy : Ended
by fatzoot12345 March 20, 2018
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Ur dads bed

where u were last night
Dont try to hide it i know all that when on in ur dads bed last night
by NO U GAy November 12, 2019
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ur dad lesbian

The only insult worse then ur mom gay
Karl: Ur mom gay lol
William: No ur dad lesbian lmaooo
Karl: Goes in a coma and is announced dead
by quacker_ March 05, 2021
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josh jones dad

Hey where is josh jones dad?
At the milk isle.
by Not joshs dad March 30, 2022
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