1. A massive pedophile.
2. The 47th President of the United States, who believes “a lot of people are saying ‘maybe we’d like a dictator’”.
2. The 47th President of the United States, who believes “a lot of people are saying ‘maybe we’d like a dictator’”.
dude: “Hey, did you hear about Donald Trump walking around on the roof of the White House?”
girl: “Yeah, weird. He should really release The List.”
guy: “What, like the Epstein List? The one with all of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients on it?”
guy: “Yeah, it was part of Donald Trump’s campaign promises. Weird how he’s trying to distract from it now that he’s President.”
girl: “Yeah, weird. He should really release The List.”
guy: “What, like the Epstein List? The one with all of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients on it?”
guy: “Yeah, it was part of Donald Trump’s campaign promises. Weird how he’s trying to distract from it now that he’s President.”
by gwoovy August 25, 2025
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by Allmightpresident May 28, 2025
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by The spreader of truth #167,834 December 12, 2023
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Better speaker than all of the democrats
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by Newredgamer2000 March 22, 2025
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This egg-salad sandwich I bought from a truck stop is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because, unlike Trump, people will discard it when it starts to stink.
This strip of gauze with pubes stuck to it is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because the only person it affected was the sex worker whose eyes watered when it was ripped out of her crotch during a Brazilian wax, unlike Trump who put pretty much everybody in danger when he stole documents naming undercover CIA operatives in foreign countries and sold them to Iran.
This "I ❤️ Pounding Proud Boy Ass" T-shirt is better qualified than Donald Trump to be President because it's less offensive and more fun at parties, has a better understanding of world politics and U.S. history and Constitutional law, and plus it won't try to give a long, pointless speech about how it really didn't lose the election if the Georgia governor had only committed fraud to find some "extra" Trump votes, and if it weren't for the hordes of drag-queen immigrants, by now somebody would have found evidence of the kind of voter fraud that wasn't intended to benefit Trump.
by doubleghost March 28, 2024
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