comes with a free ego

A tag added to the end of a product that when bought makes the consumer think they are better than everyone else.

Steve: Do you know what the temperature in Aspen is today?

Ronald: Lemme check on my brand new iPhone!

Steve: Ronald youve had that phone for 3 months shut the fuck up.

Peter: Steve, dont you know that the iPhone comes with a free ego?

by dercanerfuyijander October 5, 2009

comebola

Puerto Rican slang meaning ball hog.

Kobe is a fucking comebola.

by rafelon March 8, 2012

comerford

A "hunk" of a man that could be found lifting heavy pallets in a stockroom near you.

Man, this comerford of a guy totally stole my girl

by Franny jumbo May 24, 2018

comebacks

when somebody roasts you, but you absolutely fucking demolish them with a word or statement.
ex.
Rob: haha i smashed your moms pussy last night
you: And she told me what a small cock you have

yo did u see ryans new comebacks

by gg 2 ez pz January 15, 2020

Comedy

Harassment

Youtube says comedy is a violation of their guidelines

by R1cky_Fa1c0n May 20, 2020

comes out of the blue

To happen unexpectedly

"He seemed so surprised from the news that comes out of the blue"

by Dolucky April 12, 2021

comeback

Something what one direction won't

A: do you think 1D will have a comeback
B: yeah in 18 months

A: it's been 45 months now
B: that's the point, they zaying us :)
A: *cries in payne*

by Larryisrealyoumf July 15, 2021