Captain save a ratchet hoe

To be like bird from 33rd

Don't be a bird from 33rd trying to be Captain save a ratchet hoe

by Simple.people March 11, 2024

The AA’er DC captain

A motherfuckin 9 year old that paid to get DC and AA’ed raddleton

He also sends nudes to his friends in preschool

Hey look, it’s The AA’er DC captain let’s go fuck that bitch up.

Bet his mom is sucking his dick

by Jacob Santanio January 15, 2019

Captain Patakat

Sunk the SS Sandu and caused the deaths of 35 billion dinosaurs. Captain Mhewin managed to salvage the ship after Captain Patakat was struck in the head by a pressure regulating wheel.

The Sandu Sank, and Captain Patakat did it.

by aBcDeFgHiJkLmNoPqRsTuVwXyZ1348 February 28, 2019

Captain Crunch

The best cereal, if anyone says otherwise they are most likely gay

Bob: mm, I love captain crunch.

by BarfingChicken December 12, 2018

Captain Crunch

The worst head a man could possibly get. The name explains itself.

Bruh i asked her for some schlop but she gave me some Captain Crunch instead

by Garfibromyalgia November 22, 2021

Captain Crunch

a cereal i'm eating right now.

Captain crunch tastes gud

by Chocolate Fish June 26, 2021

Captain Crunch

When drunk people fall down or get messed up in their drunken state.

*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"

by OSO_LOCO January 21, 2021