A case of the candy drizzles

The candy drizzles is a spontaneous disease that women give men by exciting them with alluring behaviour in a surprising or sudden way. It seems to be affecting the adolescent population in a more statistically significant way.

Man, the sexy substitute teacher gave me a case of the candy drizzles -- and now I need a new pair of pants.

by tototoroto December 4, 2012

Candy Corn Penguin

As a stuffed animal, they are so cute! In real life however, I don’t think so.

Look, I just won a candy corn penguin plushie!

by Quintopolise April 20, 2021

Hard Candy

Slang for Child Pornography.

I was on the dark web and found some hard candy, now I'm going to destroy my harddrive

by Shomlomdooblie April 3, 2023

candy pain

Silly problems

Man that girl got some candy pain

by Rullpump February 25, 2018

Candy shop

Adult only chocolate and sweet store

I got a chocolate wonka bar from the candy shop and it fucked me right up

by Dead Stu April 14, 2022

Candy mountain

Mountain made of candy which is climbed by the small mythical creature which preys on African whores.

Josh: *Says something cringe*
Everyone: "Josh, go climb Candy mountain"

by Oxfordicktionary November 4, 2021

Candy

Candy's the type of girl you want to spend your life with. She will be there by your side no matter what. Candy is one of the best girls you will ever meet she is the only one that will stay by your side. Candy has lots of friends she is loyal to a lot of people she is only there for one. If you need help from Candy she will always be there no matter what.

Guy 1: Hey who's that girl over there
Guy 2:Oh that's candy she is super cool
Guy 3:Yeah I noticed she helps a lot of her friends
Guy 2:She is super too fun to hang out with
Guy 1: I want to meet her

by Candy o November 21, 2021