by Cutess May 15, 2018
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Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.
The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.
by Poppy Doodle June 19, 2018
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A sudden urge to squeeze or in another way aggressively act towards another human or animal due to their cuteness.
x: OMG, Louis Tomlinson is so cute I just want to squeeze him so harddd!
y: it might be cuteness aggression
y: it might be cuteness aggression
by xxLouis28xx September 5, 2023
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