brandon payne

A fuck boy

He is such a brandon Payne

by badbitch4200025 September 17, 2016

Brandon

- A Brandon is someone you should not be friends with. They're probably the worst person in the room. Do not speak with a Brandon. Dont even glance in their direction. Just genuinely stay away from a Brandon.

Person 1: Hey watch out for that guy

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: That's a Brandon

by What! What! What! November 23, 2021

Brandon

The world to Dakota

Brandon means the world to Dakota

by Asthmaplasma May 5, 2021

Brandon

Big dick having ass

He’s 100% a Brandon

by Gwosxjvicidisowjdhf May 11, 2019

Brandon

A derogatory term for any random, sketchy bloke. Can also be pluralised to refer to a collection of sketchy rando’s.

Hey check out fucken brandon over there in the baking aisle, what do you reckon old mate's makin’ with all that whipped cream?

by Loxastic October 19, 2024

Brandon

“Elephant Trunk”, “Why is it on the Ground”, “half horse”. People named Brandon, usually hear these phrases a lot. It’s unfortunate that they get bullied for something they can’t control. But Brandon’s are also great fucking guys. When it comes to monyun they don’t play.

“I heard that guys name is Brandon his elephant trunks is probably on the ground.”

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Brandon

A Italian hot sexy boy that has a small shrimp but gets all ladies but some reject him

I’m a Brandon I like pizza

by Ri Ree December 13, 2021