Usually the son of Ian, a Brandon is an absolute beast up front on pro clubs and gets a lot of pussy because of it. Brandons usually have a massive bread head for scoring absolute worldies 70 yards out. Brandon has a huge dong that he slays the punani with but can only last 4 minutes.
What an absolute Brandon he is!
by Beach Bread Head December 05, 2018
verb
1.
To rip someone off.
"Gave the guy a deal but he was just Brandoning me on eBay."
Similar:
deceptive
untrustworthy
unreliable
unstable
insecure
noun
1.
A very negative person
"I gave a million dollars to charity but that Brandon made me feel bad."
Similar:
cynical
negativism
detrimental
pessimistic
contradictory
nullifying
disavowal
abrogating
1.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
synonym for a loser
2.
INFORMAL•BRITISH
A cunt
"Brandon is a real cunt."
1.
To rip someone off.
"Gave the guy a deal but he was just Brandoning me on eBay."
Similar:
deceptive
untrustworthy
unreliable
unstable
insecure
noun
1.
A very negative person
"I gave a million dollars to charity but that Brandon made me feel bad."
Similar:
cynical
negativism
detrimental
pessimistic
contradictory
nullifying
disavowal
abrogating
1.
INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
synonym for a loser
2.
INFORMAL•BRITISH
A cunt
"Brandon is a real cunt."
by Tim Hortons2424525 January 20, 2022
Brandon (noun) is a medical term that describes severe bloody stool constipation terminating at the entrance of the rectum. Nursing care involves disimpaction using one's fist and using portable suction to break apart the stool.
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by Destroyer_M November 24, 2021
by ijdfidishfisdhf May 21, 2024
Definition is a person who finds a female that has someone their shit together then comes along and acts like it’s his takes it over and throws you away like trash also hides the fact that he is nothing but a psychotic mental case at least six personalities Hiding
Brandon is a dodo bird you get it
by Trailer park trash June 09, 2024