A lit boner is the mental arousal that occurs when reading deeply symbolic or well written literature. And maybe physical arousal. It is also the name of an amazing group chat filled with shady, savage, & petty people.
by lowkeyloren August 15, 2015
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by JDiddy2Pretty November 11, 2015
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Captain America: You want this, Grape? You want my pole in you!?
Thanos: Then let's do a cockfight. Let's see how it matches with The Infinity Boner!
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Person 1: Hey, you see Johns large dick? It’s almost 8 inches!
Person 2: Oh, I know! Look at my lady boner!
*pulls down pants to see swelling clitoris
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*pulls down pants to see swelling clitoris
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Jim: dude, that fat toad Ms Bouchard was freaking out at you in French class!
Dane: ya man, gave me the weirdest boner
Dane: ya man, gave me the weirdest boner
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Man, Mike is such a tough guy. What are you talking about, Mike is just a flaccid boner! He might seem tough, but really hes just a total softie!
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