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Band day

This takes place on December 3rd what you do is write your 2 favorite bands on your knuckles to show your love for that band!
Hey!! It’s band day!!!
by ThatFoxAtMidnight :3 November 28, 2019
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Band geeks

Person 1: band geeks is the best episode dude
Person 2: that’s no cap right there
by JDMF December 28, 2023
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Band of the big black horse

Getting screwed by a big black man playing the trumpet while you ride on a big black horse playing the drums. Usually happens in Amsterdam and while on a farm.
Friend: “Whatcha doin this weekend?”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”
by Sahagian June 6, 2018
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Band kid

A derogatory term used by people who aren’t in band to describe people in band,

Most people assume that all people in band are band kids because some people (trumpets and trombones) give us a bad reputation
You are such a band kid
by Masked247 July 30, 2022
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Pull a jazz band

(v.) the act of faking an injury to get out of something you don't enjoy
Person 1: Man, I really hate playing soccer. The team is full of douches.
Person 2: Dude, just pull a jazz band and get out of it.
by Anonymous5073 September 13, 2016
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Happy Monster Band

A Playhouse Disney cartoon from 2007 that indoctrinated kids into listening to Tally Hall. They were way better than the Wiggles because it was fucking TALLY HALL!

Joe Hawley (red tie) does the voice of Bluz the blue keyboardist, who is my favorite.
Zubin Sedghi (blue tie) hits some high notes as L.O., the yellow bassist.
Rob Cantor (yellow tie) voices Frred, the red guitarist.
Ink the pink spider doesn’t really sing, she just hangs out on the drums like Ross.
I wonder who Andrew would be. Rock and Raul, the two-headed Zak and Wheezie looking guys?

It’s funny how they sound like normal kids when they speak, but can turn into Tally Hall with the flick of a switch.
I still remember the lyrics to the Happy Monster Band 16 years later. 4 year old me loved it. Now I’m a fan of Tally Hall.

“Yin and Yang are ringing in the new year, celebrating all the days within! Yin lights a candle, dances like a dragon. Yang does a lion dance for him.”

Depressed gay teenagers (or in my case, 20-somethings) listen to Tally Hall, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and They Might be Giants. So if you grew up with Happy Monster Band, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, or Neil Cicierega memes, you’re gay now.
by popsicleprincess July 26, 2023
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