Brandon

A little fucker who is fat as shit
Brandon is a little shit
by My buyer Burt May 21, 2018
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brandon

brandon is the most annoying people you will ever meet. he is kinda ok looking but he’s never had a gf. well he dated that one girl for like a week but she looked like a rat. brandon doesn’t care about you and he bully’s people a lot.
“woah is that brandon “
“yeah i heard he’s really annoying
“oh”
by kAyLiE bLaKe October 22, 2019
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Brandon

adjective - used to describe somebody that get no hoes
Jeff: Tom is such a Brandon!
Joe: What does that mean?
Jeff: He gets no bitches!
by bapekid1 January 5, 2025
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Brandon

To forcefully insert ones head into their own anus for the purpose of ingesting ones own fecal matter.
Hey guys...Let's go brandon.

(hey guys let's go stick our heads up our ass and eat shit)
by hassle hospital November 7, 2021
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Brandon

A boy with a great personality. He knows how to make everyone laugh and lights up any room he walks into. He loves gaming and may appear a little shy, but once you get to know him he is super talkative and such a fun person. He loves kpop and sometimes won’t admit it, but deep down he is a twice stan. Girls have Brandon on the back of their minds, thinking of his cute face. His girlfriend is so lucky to have him, because he will love and protect her no matter what.
Brandon is such a cool guy! I’m so lucky to be his friend.
by Mẹ của bạn <3 June 15, 2022
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Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is Brandon sauce on Brandon Sauce

Brandon sauce is made from Brandon's sperm, Brandon's poo, and Brandon's blessing
mix in a cup then pour into a bowl once brownie like substance, add 3/4 tsp of soy sauce, add 720g of salt, and add 1280lbs of sugar.
Place the substance into a Pot and heat at 720 degrees for 73 minutes and 12 seconds.
stir the substance every 11 minutes for 17 seconds.
once done

BOOM

Brandon sauce
dang that Brandon Sauce tastes so skibidi
by Hairy Curly Pubes August 1, 2024
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