Brandon

little dick big tiddies nigga

damn girl, look at Brandon over there

Got bigger titties then you

got a small dick tho

by realivan May 3, 2021

Brandon L Richards

One bad mother fucker. Bad ass attitude always

I wish I could be a Brandon L Richards!

by One bad ass mother fucker February 20, 2022

Brandon

Brandon is, too put it lightly, not human. Brandon is an alien and he is not real and he's actually insane and he's the most insane person ever.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.

1: Brandon get out of bed with my boyfriend.
2. Brandon sucks
3. UWU BRANDON

by BeRandom April 23, 2024

Brandon Bernier

A very cool kid that gets the girls

Brandon Bernier gets all the girls

by Astro jack April 14, 2022

Brandon

A twink who says he's not gay. Good at rock climbing. Don't want to compliment him cause he'll see this. U suck dick and balls. Also hi. Also bye

"Brandon is a midget"
"Yeah"

by evilfentwizard November 14, 2025

Brandon

BRANDON IS A BITCH LIKE BRO IS A BUCK TEETH BIGBACK DWARF MENACE

Brandon's a bitch and a womanizer (male slut) please don't talk to fucking BRANDON of all ppl🥲

by ITSKAYKAYBITCHS January 31, 2025

brandon

the largest simp in the world, he will doing anything for any girl at anytime and yet will still be stuck in the friend zone

that dude over there is definitely a brandon. hes simpin over both those girls

by deepthroatmaster6969 April 28, 2020