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Broken Condom

An annoying little shit that won't stop screaming and fussing in a public area
"I hope Karen doesn't bring her broken condoms again."
Broken Condom by Hamborgar November 22, 2021

broken clocks

Run fast from my day job
Runnin' fast from the way it was
Jump quick to a pay check
Runnin' back to the strip club
I'm never going back, never going back
No you can't make me
Never going back, never going back (Nah)
They never take me (Yeah)

(broken clocks)

BROKE OFF 

Seen a lot of lame meanings for this term. Broke off means hitting’ the ground hard.
Dude was gonna reach the coping in that pool, but slid a bit and got BROKE OFF hard.
BROKE OFF by King Debary August 23, 2022
Adj: The act of being amazingly ugly.
Syn: fugly, shovel face
That is one toe broke tranny.
Toe Broke by in_motu_proprio December 17, 2008

Weekly Broke Ass Previews 

Game previews on Tenstones that meant to save you money by not wasting it on shitty games.

The previews are based on the title only because Bob doesn't have money to waste on shitty games either but his expertise shines each week.

They always say you can't judge a book by it's cover but they never said anything about it's title.
Don't waste your hard earned cash on shitty games check the weekly broke ass previews first.

heart broken 

It's that feeling that can bring you down to your knees and can make you cry a river. It's that feeling that any moment you might get crazy from thinking the "how's" "what's" and "why's" you are in that state. It's that pain in your body that makes you unable to speak from the words you can't say anymore, makes you unable to see from too much cryin, and sometimes it makes you unable to feel anything anymore
We were so happy. Everyday we felt so wild and free. But then our love became a struggle and things went wrong. And before I knew it I was heart broken and your gone