Green Apple Satanists

People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.

Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?

Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born

by DevoutPumkanist May 19, 2017

Somerset Toffee Apple

An act wherein a distinguished gentleman inserts a solitary ball into any anus available to him so that upon removable, the ball looks like it is covered in toffee. This is improved vastly by the owner of the anus reciprocal should he or she eat only toffee for a week.

Supped he verily upon that most marvellous of treats, the Somerset Toffee Apple, whilst looking over his blossoming orchard that was being gently fingered by the divine rays of a retiring Helios. - Dante

by 535 January 10, 2012

enchanted golden apple

A item that is no longer craftable

Wait we can't craft enchanted golden apples anymore!

by EnchantedGA February 15, 2021

big apple academy

Annoying school, which is honestly rude as hell homophobic, racist and has Russian grandmas as teachers who will yell at you for “talking back”

Big apple academy is such a crappy school.

by Johnnn Don November 24, 2021

Mysterious Apple Turnover

When a guy with the green apple splatters goes to a girl's house, fucks her and leaves bacon strips on her sheets. The next morning, after the guy is gone, the girl turns over the covers and discovers the shit stains.

Shelly woke up hungover to find out that David left a mysterious apple turnover in her bed last night.

by KetelOne415 March 4, 2009

Apple Smash

A school yard game that involves an apple, the more rotten the better and a group of friends. You must first drop the apple from about 1m above your height, so stand on a chair, to break the apple into pieces, the players must then scramble to grab pieces of the apple. Every player must have at least one piece. Then.. you throw the apple pieces at each other, the messier it gets the better.

Person1: Hey dude lets play apple smash
Person2: Whats that?
Person1: An epic game!

by emmyrahh December 9, 2010

Apple Cider

Apply cider the drink of fairys and men who sit down too piss dead set shit cunt if you dtb by drinking this piss

Look at that weak cunt drinking apple cider... dogged the boys hard bringing that shit here

by Aussieman69 December 26, 2018