The "Wet Stick" is the act of redeeming ones self from giving a "Dry Stick" earlier. Giving a "Wet Stick" is finishing the story or tale from which the starting was told during the "Dry Stick" period. This results in a full usually embarassing story of the story-teller.
Nigel : "Chea son my finga was all up in her... naw naw chill I can't speak dat s'way too dank"
Frank : "Come on yo.. brah don't play me dat dry stick"
Nigel : "Alright, good fellow my phalanges and metacarpal bones ended up on the interior side of her tea cup, what an magisterial egregious sticky wicket!"
Frank : "Since you have completed your tale, you have henceforth Wet my Stick, I will be forever indebted to you. For giving thyne sweet Wet Stick is deserving of a great prize of eternal gratitude. My gift to you is 500 schellings and 12 earth mana, this will give you a chance at a better tomorrow. Farwell Nigel, God Speed."
*Rides into the Sunset//Fades to Black*
Yes this is just two characters nothing changes but the language from a sort of ebonics to high class proper english with added theatrics at the end.
Frank : "Come on yo.. brah don't play me dat dry stick"
Nigel : "Alright, good fellow my phalanges and metacarpal bones ended up on the interior side of her tea cup, what an magisterial egregious sticky wicket!"
Frank : "Since you have completed your tale, you have henceforth Wet my Stick, I will be forever indebted to you. For giving thyne sweet Wet Stick is deserving of a great prize of eternal gratitude. My gift to you is 500 schellings and 12 earth mana, this will give you a chance at a better tomorrow. Farwell Nigel, God Speed."
*Rides into the Sunset//Fades to Black*
Yes this is just two characters nothing changes but the language from a sort of ebonics to high class proper english with added theatrics at the end.
by Mike B and Dave S January 31, 2008
1) The way in which one spits to a girl. Referring to the girl getting wet.
2) Said after a made shot in beer pong, basketball, ect. To wet the ball is to make the shot.
3) Said to anyone after they did something sweet.
2) Said after a made shot in beer pong, basketball, ect. To wet the ball is to make the shot.
3) Said to anyone after they did something sweet.
by cynthiakeenerlvr September 25, 2009
by DominerixicanoLinx August 15, 2005
Can refer to any attractive female. But usually refers to girls who are making a conscious effort to look attractive - whether they really are attractive or not - and thus are, presumably, currently interested in sex ("wet", "horny", "turned-on", "easy"). These women are disposable like a "wet nap" - the pre-moistened, disposable towelettes given out at some restaurants.
At the mall yesterday, we got followed by a couple of wet naps but they were way too young for us so we ditched them.
by cra2 January 29, 2012
(Adj.) Originated in Glendale, California, hella wet means very cool, hip, or great. Hella wet can also be a sign of agreement, similar a hearty "yeah!", and used in place of "stoked" or "excited" when describing oneself..
"Dude this book is hella wet."
"Yeah dude, I'm totally digging it."
"Damn man, this show is great!"
"Yeah dude, hella wet!"
"I'm so excited for ice cream."
"Yeah I'm hella wet."
"Yeah dude, I'm totally digging it."
"Damn man, this show is great!"
"Yeah dude, hella wet!"
"I'm so excited for ice cream."
"Yeah I'm hella wet."
by OutHereMob September 15, 2013
by hardcore Jeff Davis March 07, 2008
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