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Jacob

one of the best people you will ever meet. He will be your best friend but you might not be his because he has lots of friends due to his kindness. he is ginger which means he is a special species. He will always argue that gingers need to be a minority. He will remind you of your siblings. he is extremely smart and will probably end up at an ivy league. he will talk to you for hours and always responds. never trust him on a four-wheeler. definitely needs to be kept away from any sort of weapon. he doesn't like roller coasters. you can talk to him about anything and he will understand. one of the greatest friends you will ever have.
jacob are you on an FBI list for searching up how to make crystal meth?!!?!!!??!!!
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Jacob

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A jacob

When you have mixed feelings for someone😘💦 or 😤😒
I think I have a jacob for someone
by Sarah.k April 30, 2017
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Jacob

the best fashion and music taste,

Won sexiest man alive 20 years in a row
Girl: omg is that Jacob Wayne??
Other Girl: yess he’s so hot!!
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Jacob Simmons

A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.
"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."
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Jacobing

To defecate on homeless individuals while masturbating to images of lesbian furry threesomes.
Daniel: Hey wanna go out tonight?

Maria: Sorry Jorge and I are alreading going Jacobing!
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Jacob Ryan Beck

A Socially awkward man who also happens to star in the hit YouTube channel Ryan Beck as the little kid who also happens to make weird noises the whole time, sometimes makes fortnite highlights
Wow That Jacob Ryan Beck sure does run a quality youtube channel
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