Dirty Morty

The act of dislocating your entire body into a pile of goo and slipping into someones anus.

Oh fuck I tried a Dirty Morty last night it was amazing

by Sparkling boi April 2, 2020

Dirty kye

Dirty kye

When your fucking a girl and ur cock is to big for her so you end up rearranging her intestines ,killing her.

Wow I can’t believe I didn’t die ,it felt like a dirty kye.

by Jason jay wood April 18, 2020

Dirty Aidan

Taking a women’s high heel in the anus

Can’t believe he got a Dirty Aidan while in the club

by APA_03 April 16, 2020

dirty swirlie

A form a punishment in which a person takes a monsterous dump and the forces someone's head into the toilet before flushing.

Brian was ashamed to discover corn in his ear after being given a dirty swirlie.

by Dirty American May 8, 2007

Dirty Kelby

The act of masturbating into ones face while they are asleep.

Dude! I totally gave your sister a Dirty Kelby last night!

by Valero1 December 18, 2013

The dirty hummingbird

A man who paints his penis red, places a plastic yellow flower from a hummingbird feeder around the head of his penis, stands on his porch, and lets a hummingbird land on the flower and stick its beak in the man's penis hole.

Old man Kruter is such a perv. He sits on his porch all day and pulls the dirty hummingbird.

by Montani August 19, 2011

Dirty tamia

Dirty tamia is when someone comes into your house to steal your toilet water for her goat and crab children

“You’d never guess what happened last night!”

“What?”

“someone did a dirty tamia on me!”

by Thedirtyoldhag April 12, 2020