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Jacob

Jacob means that he has a horse dick and it is at least 30 inches.
Is that a 30 cm penis

yep:its definetley a jacob
by sexgod jacob September 10, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is the most sweetest guy in the world, he is super kind and loving. He makes you smile even when you don’t wanna. He makes you laugh too. He is tall and has brown eyes but you get lost in them easily, he has brown curly hair and is just perfect. He doesn’t get how cute and attractive he is because he is so humble. But he has a confidence that is just so amazing and makes people love him. Guys get jealous of him because they feel intimidated by his confidence and perfection. He is smart but not necessarily at school. He loves cars and loves working hard. He try’s his bets in everything he does. He loves his family and his friends and treats his girlfriend amazing. ANYONE IS LUCKY TO HAVE JACOB AS A BOYFRIEND. You better never NEVER EVER let him go.
Guy- I don’t like Jacob

Guy 2- thats because your jealous of him.

Jenny- WOW IS THAT JACOB. HE LOOKS SO GOOD TODAY.

Hannah- that’s my boyfriend shut up he’s mine, he always looks good too, your an idiot.
by No name needed who needs one October 12, 2020
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Jacob

jacob comes off as a sweet, nice guy, but then completely changes on you. he makes u fall for him but then crushes ur heart. he compliments u and talks to u for hours then u guys start liking each other. it’s great and things are going great. then he stops talking to u and completely ignores you making u question why he isn’t talking to u or if ur good enough. then he dumps u and tells u he never liked u. then u are completely broken and torn cause he never knew that u loved him. then after 8 months of u still not over him and crying every night, he texts u to say he loves u. u loved him too so u go back. same thing happens. this time, u are depressed but he doesn’t care. cause jacob never cared in the first place. he just wanted to see how pathetic u were.
jacob told u that u were worthless, ignorant, and no one would take u, but u still loved him and went back. that was ur mistake that broke u once again. jacob broke u again.
by nevertrustwhouthinkucan September 13, 2020
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jacob

jacob is the word to describe someone when they are the best person ever. jacobs, are hansom, fit and theyve got a massive penis. they play basketball really well, they flirt with you and they make you fell like the luckiest person ever. if you know a jacob, then you are very lucky.
by banneee December 14, 2021
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Jacob

He is obsessed with coffee, annoyingly optimistic, and has curly hair piled upon his head. Jacobs are too smart for their own good and always want to help other people. Just beware of their tenacity to make horrendous puns.
Jacob is a little odd.
We love how happy Jacob is.
by Irishmoonlight July 28, 2022
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jacob zinchini

Long blonde hair with bad acne thinks he has shoe game and thinks he's funny and cool.
Did you see Jacob zinchini shoes ?

Yea there fucking ugly!
by Anthony8741 January 28, 2014
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