Suck My Fuck

A line in the Attila song "About That Life"

"I had diamonds but I threw them away cause I don't give a fuck
SUCK MY FUCK
She rides my dick like it's a merry go round
And I just bust my nut on her"

by Motionlless September 6, 2015

You suck at the internet

What you tell newbies on forums or message boards that show you a website that has been reposted about 20 million times.

rodchunks - Go to funnyjunk.com. you will find awesome stuff that is funny as hell.

Blacksupra94 - Are you new to the internet?

MadDawg - You suck at the internet

by Joe August 4, 2004

Suck start a pistol

Clever way of telling someone you are going to blow your brains out.

That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, makes me want to suck start a pistol.

by TickleBerries July 13, 2017

suck my balls

a phrase you would use in reply to a command or question often to your parents or somebody you don't like in other words no

:can you pick that up for me?
:suck my balls

:go away!
:suck my balls

by karl06 May 24, 2006

Sucking my dick

Something I want hot babes to do to me

Me: suck my dick
Hot babes: blowblowblowblowblow

Hot babes like sucking my dick

by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019

suck me off

Oral sex on a bloke. Sucking of the penis.

fellatio

oral

She sucked me off last night and swallowed my load.

He sucked me off last night and swallowed my load.

by hapticuticle March 18, 2005

Sucking the Days Dick

A term used when your day has transformed you into being a whore. This usually involves a day at the office, school or any undesirable place the you're commited to being at. While at one of these undesirable places you are constantly trying to please others with no sense of belonging or gratitude for your accomplishments.

Bob: Hey man! Let's go hang out and watch the ball game this afternoon...

Scott: I can't dude! I'm stuck here at the office sucking the days dick!

by Daywalker0623 August 22, 2011