Lay a hard solid turd, usually a long and thick shot that can get stuck in the narrow passage of a toilet (and cause a serious overflow for your downstairs neighbor).
When I was told that I'd just shit a brick, I actually felt like I'd just shit a brick. (The latter uses the more accepted definition, associated with anxiety and stress.)
by ReverseHaloEffect May 12, 2020
Get the shit a brickmug. You
You are a fucking shit you creep why did you search up shit fuck you you bitch THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR SEARCHING UP SHIT!
by None_of_your_business1 September 12, 2023
Get the Shitmug. A car that barely runs, a car your mom saved for you that she drove 30 years ago. Essentially a car you get into knowing you might not get out of it.
Barry: “We can take my car guys.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”
James: “ I’m not getting in that shit beater car, it’s a death trap.”
by your neighbor September 20, 2022
Get the shit beater carmug. I took my first shit in my new house and it was a clean wipe! Friend: A Wax Shit that is awesome, it means good luck
by Uncletoad May 21, 2024
Get the Wax Shitmug. 
This type of person avoids confrontation to the point where they do not come out of their home for two weeks at a time. They are scared because they have insulted you and know it.
"that Matt, he is such a shit bogger! He slagged me off at Nicky's party in front of everyone and now no one has seen him for two weeks"
by katotonic chicken May 10, 2016
Get the shit boggermug. when you wrap your dick around your ballsack and put it in your butthole and poop in your penis and load up and jack off and shoot shit out of your cock
by stretchgod October 21, 2025
Get the shit misslemug.