ass-steak

A poor cut of beef from the rear of the cow, like sirloin or round, typically found at very affordable prices. Usually needs marinade or heavy seasoning to be pleasant to eat.

I sent my wife with a twenty to get some T-bone steak at the grocery store, but she came back with ass-steak.

by jabberwocky1981 April 7, 2011

Ass Baggie

A bag placed under ones ass when time does not permit them to go to the restroom.

My meeting ran a little long yesterday and I wasn't able to leave. Good thing I had my trusty ass baggie.

by PickleChips April 11, 2011

ass shaped

when something goes horribly wrong.

I hope everything thing goes okay. You know she will blame it on me if everything goes ass shaped.

by The Riviera Kid May 1, 2011

Ass-ski

Her ass is so big you can ski on it.

She has a bomb ass-ski.

by QuinnahR May 2, 2011

ass-fluent

A person that talks a lot of shit.

Stop being so ass-fluent!

by MELody010 May 3, 2011

Ass gigging

Where you stab someone in the ass usually with a knife and usually when you are pissed off and/or just for fun. Sometimes practiced as a sport by people who have been fucked over by the world and are mad at it or people in general and want to get even.

Lets go ass gigging.

by The Fury 13 December 3, 2010

Boustrophedonic Ass Kicking

A truly hellacious beat down. To beat someone up one side of the street, and back down the other.

When little Timmy picked a fight with a bar full of marines, they took turns in a systematic boustrophedonic ass kicking. Little Timmy... 1982 - 2010

by CharlieSaxon July 1, 2010