angelina day

if yo girl named angelina then post her on aug 3rd cause every pretty girl deserves some love frlz especially if she has green eyes.

fren: yo whats august 3rd?

me: a day dedicated to my 1 nd only princess

fren: ur delusional asf

ANGELINA DAY

by realdelulu August 2, 2023

No-Blowjob Day

Saturdays are sacred to the boys. Every other day of the week should have a free blowjob, because you are with a woman. If you have received one on Saturday you are either a traitor or a homiesexual

I think he is gay, he said he got a blowjob on Saturday which is No-Blowjob Day so he must be gay...

by Polo.boi June 25, 2020

National Creampie Day

On this day November 18 any girl you like has to be your twinkie for the entire day.

Did you know today is National Creampie day and I get to put you in a pretzel

by Marcus502 November 18, 2024

National Blowjob Day

On the 30th of July it is officially National blowjob day.

A newly Introduced international day created and made by the President of the United States Donald Trump. He quoted “today will hereby be known as National Blowjob Day.”

by Jarred Will July 29, 2020

National eat your gf day

December 5 is national eat ur girl out day.

Yo today is national eat your gf day

by Oralluvr December 5, 2023

Surefil Day

A day that is sure to be great. A day when unexpected great things happen.

When I first arose I knew it was going to be a surefil day. Sure enough I won the lotto!

by Pierre S. Dakota February 18, 2009

Day

The feeling in my heart when you I see…
The words I type…
I truly mean…
It is not for entrainment on ud…
Or for a new post for someone to dislike 👎.

My words are from my heart!
It is YOU!!!!
Giving up I won’t EVER do…
Cuckoo a day or two…
More than likely…
I will do…

But even on those days
I love YOU!!!
And won’t stop loving you…
Or dreaming of the day…
I love you I say everyday!!!!

by a dream and 💔 September 20, 2024