your zeppelin

band you were raised on from a young age that you still love :) in reference to user oftheholy_

what band is your zeppelin?

by babyruth69 December 31, 2020

Fuck your uncle day

You can fuck you hot and sexy ass uncle ;) have fun y’all

I wanna fuck my uncle :there’s a fuck your uncle day

by Xpr3ty_lissyX January 1, 2021

Give your girlfriend a hoodie day

On January 6th you must give your girlfriend a hoodie. It doesn’t matter how long you have been together just give her a hoodie.

Today’s give your girlfriend a hoodie day isn’t yet
Yea it is

by Midnightsky123 January 3, 2021

Your mom

2013 joke of the year

guy: your mom
girl: your mom

by easycashsnipah January 4, 2021

Found your moon

Found you moon, or you found your moon refers to the celing price someone is managing to hold their Bitcoin to, Bitcoin goes to the moon is a saying for the enormous upturn Bitcoin does for long periods of times. It can be hard to not take profits. For some it comes day where they have found there moon and sell.

I just sold my Bitcoin
I guess you found your moon! Congrats

by WTango January 4, 2021

make your own candle shop

One finds a lit candle burns their fingernail clippings then sells them in their front yard. this was outlawed in 1989 so dont do it! also theres a version where you burn your crap.

Jungkook: ima make my own candle shop!
Jin: as the hyung i will not allow you to get into any illegal shananagans like make your own candle shop

by #bts_army_purple January 5, 2021

your mom

when a guy is too lazy to come up with a jokey response to a question

Friend: Hey man did you pass the test?
You: I passed your mom

by your mom is in January 5, 2021