A dirty Elene is when a guy shoves uncooked spaghetti up a girl’s vagina, then pours boiling water into it, cooking the spaghetti inside her. After that, he goes down on her, and slurps out the spaghetti.
by that_bitch_69 June 28, 2022

"What brings you to the ER tonight?"
"I was eating dirty and now I feel itchy!"
"OK. I'm going to test you for HIV."
"I was eating dirty and now I feel itchy!"
"OK. I'm going to test you for HIV."
by Hazel Street December 7, 2020

Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.
guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!
by james_m October 29, 2014

Nolan: What did you guys do last night?
Damian: Dude she totally let dirty tit fuck her! It was awesome!
*Highfive
Damian: Dude she totally let dirty tit fuck her! It was awesome!
*Highfive
by Zombieeatsasian November 13, 2011

Dirty rondo is when one person turns another persons anus inside out to mimic the look of a pool floaty
by tesslebessle6362 October 21, 2023

when evicting someone from your house or their appartment, right before they exit you pull down their pants and spit in their butt hole.
by blockrader August 24, 2009

Furiously masturbating to Roger Federer playing tennis to the point where you blister and then suffer performance anxiety.
by mrich January 28, 2018
