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Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned

The ninth circle of friend-zoned, your friend is so not into you and yet has so much respect for you that they want their kids to marry yours. I doubt that there is any way out of this zone.
Person 1: my crush just told me that when she has kids she wants them to marry mine, what does that even mean??

Person 2: bro you've totally been Co-Parent-In-Law Zoned, you might as well just move on
by anonymous December 2, 2021
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Loiter Zone

This major term is made up of 2 similar terms
Loiter + Friend Zone.Pulled out of Dictionary.com, Loiter means - “to linger aimlessly or as if aimless in or about a place“ The background of this major term is made up by a young prophecy of BMX, who is yet to come to the Olympics.

You guys are best friends but the relationship isnt gonna move and you now enter a zone far deeper then the friend zone; hence the loiter zone
Girl 2: “OMG! You guys are actually soo cute!” (Indicating Girl 1 and Guy 1”
Girl 1: “We are best friends
Guy 1: “Can we be more?”
Girl 1: “Mega best friends?”
Guy 2: “CUNT, Your in the loiter zone”
by NotTheRealLachieKelly January 23, 2019
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C.U.M. zone

The C.U.M. zone comprises of (C)anada, (U)SA, and (M)exico.
by MaybeARealWord February 13, 2022
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The Bend Zone

When you smoke the stinky ganja and you've become one with the couch.
Hey Batman tell IronMan he doesn't need to bring me his extra suit because I'm already flying in the bend zone.
by anonymous November 11, 2020
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Dude-zoned

When a straight man calls a gay man who continuously hits on them "dude." This is usually done when the gay man does not respect that the straight man is straight and/or that they are in a relationship. However, it can also be done right at the beginning of any type of interaction between a good-looking straight man and a gay man to establish boundaries.
Guy about to be dude-zoned: "How fitting that your middle initial is D... hee hee hee"

Guy playing them in dudezone: "well yeah dude, my middle name is Daniel so..."
by BabaAliDupont September 20, 2023
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zoned

Placing a male or female who has feelings for you in a particular group of affiliations eg friend, brother, sister or best friend
She brother zoned me !!!
by Pigin October 22, 2019
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Thug Zone

1. Maximum security prison within the Gringolandia universe… you just had to be there

2. A psychedelic dream land where you might meet Jesus Christ himself. We all wanna be in the thug zone🧖🏻 ♂️
Texting from the thug zone rn🧖🏻 ♂️🍃🍄
You’re getting sent to the thug zone after that one 🤫🧏 ♂️
by Lennitth April 10, 2024
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