Profit Boner

A certain type of erection that is experienced when one makes a large profit on a transaction or trade. It is said that the pleasure and reward systems in the brain are heavily influenced by large sums of money. Increasingly higher frequencies of the profit boner inducing actions will result in a Profit Orgasm.
Crypto trader: "Dude, I just got 600% on that trade and made 500 Bitcoin! I have such a huge profit boner right now!"
by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018
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boner donor

A boner doner is a woman or man who is sexy enough to cause a man to recieve a boner, making the woman or man a boner donor.
A: Did you see Britney the other day her hair was stunning!
B: Yes! You just know shes a boner donor.
by fuckitimgoingtohell March 23, 2023
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lit boner

A lit boner is the mental arousal that occurs when reading deeply symbolic or well written literature. And maybe physical arousal. It is also the name of an amazing group chat filled with shady, savage, & petty people.
I had such a great lit boner reading fanfiction tonight!
by lowkeyloren July 21, 2015
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Scraping boners

When two or more males are over excited to see each other (sometimes due to a long time apart) the excessive show of enthusiasm or appreciation, These individuals can be described to be "Scraping boners"
"Hey Newham and Murray look happy to see each other."

"Yeah they're scraping boners alright.!
by Wreckin'balls March 07, 2009
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boner blurr

a condition that exists in humans and those suffering from it are so hard up for power that they can't see straight
Man why do you misrepresent hatefully? You got the boner blurr.
by sumolenobudy November 13, 2009
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Pro Boner

Helping a girl out in a messy situation with the hidden agenda of getting booty.
"Look at Marc. He's her knight in shining armour."
-Nah... He's just working Pro Boner. Pro Bono
by Sam_the_Dawg May 02, 2015
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ramen boner

When you want someone else's ramen so badly that you get a boner.
Watching you eat your lunch is giving me a ramen boner
by Lonelybelovid April 20, 2015
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